The Bastards Can't Dance

The sophisticated vinyl association.

… is the name of the Special Editions club founded by Sounds of Subterrania.

The label has begun with the production of specials to build small monuments for bands. Record cover should be more than a printed cardboard sleeve. In a record store the cover is the first contact with the music. A good one makes curious and attentive, explains and circumscribes, flatters and raises a question, approaches the most diverse senses. It manifests something so fugacious and intangible as a listening experience. You can talk or write about the meaning of a special edition a lot. For one it is the vinyl color, for the other a different cover. The fact is, for one, it means to earn more money, for the other a hommage to the band, to raise their work.

Sounds of Subterrania has set a goal with The Bastards can not dance to rethink and further develop the packaging of the record. And the club is our medium for communication. Now, however, to the facts:

Club members are entitled to the following benefits.

Delivery of the records 7 days before release (if in stock)
10% on the complete Sounds of Subterrania mailorder and label program
Possibility to purchase special club editions
Possibility of acquiring strictly limited special editions 14 days before sales start
Reduction for special TBCD events

In addition, each club member receives their own club card. The amount of the entry is 250,- €. As a welcome gift, each new member will receive a special LEGO version of the new Monsters record or alternatively a record pack. From the second year the annual amount is 50,- €. Of course, you can leave the club at any time.

If you are interested send me a message to gregor@soundsofsubterrania.com and we clarify the details, including the details for the member document.

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The Bastards Can’t Dance – member card

The Bastards Can’t Dance – member card

Year	2017
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	131 x 96 x 7 mm
Weight	0.1 kg
Sleeve	paper
Production time	10 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 500 copies

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The Monsters - M - Brick Version

The Monsters - M - Brick Version

Year	2017
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	330 x 330 x 80 mm
Weight	ca. 2.2 kg
Sleeve	paper, plastic
Processing	ca. 680 LEGO® Bricks, printed Figures, stickers
Production time	40 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 200 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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Snake - Cradle of Snake

Snake - Cradle of Snake

Year	2015
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	323 x 317 x 10 mm
Weight	ca. 1.3 kg
Sleeve	Denim
Processing	inclusiv Set List, Button, Bandphoto
Production time	60 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 100 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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EA80 / Happy Grindcore - Electro Napalm Hippie Death

EA80 / Happy Grindcore - Electro Napalm Hippie Death

Year	2014
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	200 x 200 x 10 mm
Weight	ca. 1.3 kg
Sleeve	cement
Processing	stamped
Production time	70 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 500 copies 90 gram, picture disc vinyl

Listener - Time is a Machine

Listener - Time is a Machine

Year	2014
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	335 x 335 x 30 mm
Weight	2.2 kg
Sleeve	Smoke Oak & Gmund Treasury Traditional
Processing	laser engraving with Laser Pro Mercury III
Production time	268 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 10 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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Listener - Wooden Heart

Listener - Wooden Heart

Year	2014
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	335 x 335 x 30 mm
Weight	2.2 kg
Sleeve	Smoke Oak & Gmund Treasury Traditional
Processing	laser engraving with Laser Pro Mercury III
Production time	268 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 10 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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Listener - Return to Struggleville

Listener - Return to Struggleville

Year	2014
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	335 x 335 x 30 mm
Weight	2.2 kg
Sleeve	Smoke Oak & Gmund Treasury Traditional
Processing	laser engraving with Laser Pro Mercury III
Production time	268 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 10 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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Human Abfall - Tanztee von Unten

Human Abfall - Tanztee von Unten

Year	2014
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	323 x 317 x 10 mm
Weight	1.3 kg
Sleeve	Gatefold Cover
Processing	The cover was processed in traditional bookbinding lines with 2-color depth embossing
Production time	30 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 500 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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Action Beat - Where are you?

Action Beat - Where are you?

Year	2013
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	320 x 320 x 10 mm
Weight	1.3 kg
Sleeve	rusted steel
Processing	screen printing on front and back side
Production time	50 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 400 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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EA80 – Schweigen Flexi Ticket Bite it Festival

EA80 – Schweigen Flexi Ticket Bite it Festival

Year	2013
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	203 x 128 x 1 mm
Weight	0.01 kg
Sleeve	paper
Production time	1 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 1000 copies

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Dog Food 5 – Man from Subterrania Flexi Ticket Bite it Festival

Dog Food 5 – Man from Subterrania Flexi Ticket Bite it Festival

Year	2013
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	203 x 128 x 1 mm
Weight	0.01 kg
Sleeve	paper
Production time	1 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 1000 copies

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The Blue Screen of Death - There are just 16 steps down to hell

The Blue Screen of Death - There are just 16 steps down to hell

Year	2012
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	300 x 300 x 10 mm
Weight	1.5 kg
Sleeve	plastic
Processing	steel / paper
Production time	26 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 1000 copies 150 gram, black vinyl

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The Monsters - ... pop up yours

The Monsters - ... pop up yours

Year	2011
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	341 x 341 x 27 mm
Weight	2.2 kg
Sleeve	three layers of birch plywood with black melamine resin deck consisting of 87 Parts
Processing	three layers of birch plywood with black melamine resin deck consisting of 87 Parts
Production time	1050 Minutes
Edition	limited edition of 200 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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Kamikaze Queens – Voluptuous Panic

Kamikaze Queens – Voluptuous Panic

Year	2008
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	318 x 318 x 4 mm
Weight	0.4 kg
Sleeve	paper
Processing	silver / black – silkscreenprint closed with yarn
Production time	20 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 100 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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The Now–Denial – Mundane Lullaby

The Now–Denial – Mundane Lullaby

Year	2002
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	318 x 318 x 6 mm
Weight	0.4 kg
Sleeve	paper
Processing	closed by a silkscreenprint and sealed with wax
Production time	10 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 100 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

El Guapo Stuntteam - Accusation Blues

El Guapo Stuntteam - Accusation Blues

Year	2007
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	330 x 330 x 3 mm
Weight	ca. 0.8 kg
Sleeve	paper, cotton, yarn
Processing	backside with silver silkscreenprint, frontside with patch
Production time	20 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 100 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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The Monsters - I see dead people

The Monsters - I see dead people

Year	2002
Client	Sounds of Subterrania
Size	318 x 318 x 25 mm
Weight	1.3 kg
Sleeve	paper
Processing	Box with a thousand-piece puzzle, button and sticker
Production time	60 Minutes per Copy
Edition	limited edition of 1000 copies 180 gram, black vinyl

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